So, I am pretty sure we all know the infamous You tuber CopperCab. For those who don't know, Copper is a "proud ginger" who decided to take offense when South Park made that episode poking fun at red-haired people, within the last few years. He created a video on YouTube titled "GINGERS HAVE SOULS!" and rants about about how unfair it is that he get made fun of by the show makers Trey and Matt. Go check it out on YouTube if you haven't seen it, shit's hilarious.
Alright, so I can understand this kid making the first video, ridiculous as it's premises are. But the resulting series, can't the guy (who's name we now know is Michael) just let it go? It's South Park...if you have a problem with them making fun of "ethnic groups" (yes, I'm pretty sure he believes gingers to be their own separate race) he might as well shout at the sky for being blue. He has come up with the catch-phrase "Ginger! And proud of it!" which he recites at the end of
every. damn. video. Showing some indignity is one thing. But dude, you're acting like gingers are being lynched in the streets by angry mobs. Do you seriously think anyone is going to follow behind you while you start your own little carrot-topped army? Especially when your YouTube username is "CopperCab"...I mean come on, that's just
begging for stereotyping. If you ever read this Copper, Michael, whatever you want to be called, here are some tips:
1) Stop making videos
-You make videos because you're angry, they make videos because you made one about being angry, you make another video about how angry you are that they made a video making fun of how angry yo-gahhhhhh *froths at the mouth*...nothing further is needed.
2) Stop watching South Park
-If you are
really that hurt, don't watch the damn show.
3) The delusions...
-...of you being some horrible mash-up between Martin Luther King, Liefr Eiriksson, and, I don't know, Ghandi. You're not, you never will be, and there is no such thing as "ginger pride".
4) I GET MADE FUN OF IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!! >:[[[
-Oh, you did? I'm so sorry for everything that has been said, you must be right after all. After all, no-one has
ever been made fun of in High School before....I can't even continue that charade. EVERYONE gets made fun of in some capacity in High School. It's called life, block-head, get used to it.
5) "WUTUFUWASAA?!" (see the video labeled "DEAR SOUTHPARK...")
- Articulation is nice, especially when trying to convey a sense of intelligence. *snicker*...I'm telling the kid who's trying to start a ginger pride movement to sound intelligent, look at me...Never mind kid, you keep doing that thing you do! :D
6) Get your terms and ideas straight
-GINGER is not a race. GINGER describes a person who happens to have red hair, freckles, and pale skin. You are mutha-fuckin' CAUCASIAN! Get it? You are WHITE, as in the color of your skin, as in the photo-negative of black. Take a biology course, you might learn something.
7) DO NOT...
-Speak for other ethnic groups. The fact that South Park says the "n" word frequently may in fact offend some people, but that does not give
you any right at all to guess at how the African-American population feels about this. You are not black, not Mexican, not Asian, you. are. a. whitey. Do not speak for those you don't represent.
There are more, but it is late and I have to be up in a few hours. It all boils down to this kid: You're overreacting to a damn South park episode, trying *cough*in vain*cough* to start some sort of civil liberty movement started. I don't know if you're envisioning a sea of red-haired angst-filled teens, marching down the streets in D.C. carrying "SOUTH PARK MUST DIE" signs over their heads, but whatever your goal is, you're just digging your own grave in the end.
But hey! If you really want to keep fighting the flamers and trolls on YouTube, if you really want to be made fun of for the rest of your life as "that angry ginger kid" and have to answer why you were such a pussy when you were young to your kids when they find your vid...kids? what am I thinking. Copper, if you're reading, go take some Valium, get laid, and fucking grow up. You're not the first kid to get ridiculed by others online, nor are you the first to be indirectly targeted by South Parks shenanigans. Taking it personally isn't going to improve your quality of living at all, maybe you should consider...gee, I don't know, letting it go?
EDIT 05/25/10::
I am hearing rumors that CopperCab AKA Michael has died/committed suicide. These reports are merely hearsay and more than likely untrue. So please, if you are spreading them, stop the nonsense. It is one thing to poke fun at someone as ridiculous as this, but saying they killed themselves is crossing a whole new line. Thanks :)
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